Sunday, March 04, 2007
Texas Bill Will Prohibit Teaching Revolution
AUSTIN, TEXAS, March 4 - A Texas legislator has introduced a bill that would prohibit the teaching of revolution in the Texas public schools. State House Representative Billy Bob Braneles said it doesn't matter whether it's the Russian Revolution or the American Revolution as all revolutions involve the questioning of authority.
"We don't want the youth of today questioning the authority of their parents, their teachers, or their government," insists Braneles. "This sort of teaching is a Zionist conspiracy aimed at corrupting the American way of life," he added. "We don't need a fourth 'R' in the classroom."
Braneles claims that American Jews have infiltrated the country's media and educational institutions and have been responsible for the divisions in our society since the end of World War II. "The so-called Jewish intellectuals relish argument and debate and encourage young people to think independently instead of doing what they are told," he added.
His fellow Texan, George W. Bush, has described Braneles as "a great, patriotic American." Bush said the world would be a better place "if more people had a Braneles-like mentality."
Braneles points out that America is a "Christian country" and therefore all teaching should come from the Bible. "Children should learn that you don't accept apples from snakes, the Jews murdered Christ, and homosexuality is a sin," he said. "Anything else is irrelevant."
Braneles noted that the American educational system could learn much from the religious schools in Muslim countries. "Kids who question their teachers in places like Iran are beaten with a whip. That's how you establish good citizenship," he argues.
When questioned about the teaching of evolution Braneles insists revolution and evolution are all the same. "They both have the same nine letters and both involve a conspiracy," he explains. "In fact," he points out, "Darwin's real name was Darwinowitz and he attempted to circumvent the Bible by claiming that man came from the ape instead of Adam and Eve."
According to Texas lawmakers, the Braneles bill will get a fair hearing in the legislature. "There's some genuine interest in taking revolution out of the curriculum," said Texas Governor Rick Perry. "If we Texans want a fight we will pick on some other country as two of our great presidents, Johnson and Bush, chose to do. There's no need to fight among ourselves."
"We don't want the youth of today questioning the authority of their parents, their teachers, or their government," insists Braneles. "This sort of teaching is a Zionist conspiracy aimed at corrupting the American way of life," he added. "We don't need a fourth 'R' in the classroom."
Braneles claims that American Jews have infiltrated the country's media and educational institutions and have been responsible for the divisions in our society since the end of World War II. "The so-called Jewish intellectuals relish argument and debate and encourage young people to think independently instead of doing what they are told," he added.
His fellow Texan, George W. Bush, has described Braneles as "a great, patriotic American." Bush said the world would be a better place "if more people had a Braneles-like mentality."
Braneles points out that America is a "Christian country" and therefore all teaching should come from the Bible. "Children should learn that you don't accept apples from snakes, the Jews murdered Christ, and homosexuality is a sin," he said. "Anything else is irrelevant."
Braneles noted that the American educational system could learn much from the religious schools in Muslim countries. "Kids who question their teachers in places like Iran are beaten with a whip. That's how you establish good citizenship," he argues.
When questioned about the teaching of evolution Braneles insists revolution and evolution are all the same. "They both have the same nine letters and both involve a conspiracy," he explains. "In fact," he points out, "Darwin's real name was Darwinowitz and he attempted to circumvent the Bible by claiming that man came from the ape instead of Adam and Eve."
According to Texas lawmakers, the Braneles bill will get a fair hearing in the legislature. "There's some genuine interest in taking revolution out of the curriculum," said Texas Governor Rick Perry. "If we Texans want a fight we will pick on some other country as two of our great presidents, Johnson and Bush, chose to do. There's no need to fight among ourselves."
