Friday, August 03, 2012

 

Presidential Candidate Romney Has A Dream


Following a triumphant tour of Israel and Europe where presidential hopeful Mitt Romney reported seeing Palestinians collecting U.S. surplus food in their Cadillacs, praising non-union Polish workers for giving up job benefits, and announcing to an enthusiastic crowd in Jerusalem, “Ich bin ein Jude,” he delivered the following rousing campaign speech at the Lincoln Memorial.
“Even as we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American Dream.
“I have a dream that within six months of my taking office I will have created five million new jobs.
“I have a dream that one day in every valley and on every hill and mountain we will be free of government regulation, failed social policies, and the annoying income tax.
“I have a dream that one day even the states of California, New York, and Illinois will vote overwhelmingly for Republicans.
“I have a dream that all the illegitimate Mormon children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the sins of their fathers but by the content of their character.
“I have a dream that Congress will overturn Obamacare and in its place give every American a $25 voucher to help purchase health insurance.
“I have a dream that the rough places will be made plain and the crooked places will be made straight by deporting all illegal immigrants.
“I have a dream today!”
Following the speech, a fund-raising tea was held at the Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial.  Donors of $100,000 or more were invited.

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